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Cledus T. Judd
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Hillbilly Honeymoon
作词:Bruce Burch, Barry Poole, Freddie Weller
Been together four years and had five kids So we did the right thing and finally got hitched We tracked down the preacher after altar call And proceeded to the VFW Hall
When he said, Cledus T. did you take Debra Liz I stuttered, I do, knowin' I done did The wedding cake was, 'Moon Pie', stacked three tiers And the punch bowl flowed with Falstaff Beer
Now that's about as swanky as this town gets For they throw rice, heck, they threw grits No stretch limousine, just a full sized van But at least we was headed for the promised land
On our hillbilly honeymoon No champagne Caviar or Cordon Bleu A can of Vienna Sausage and a Mountain Dew And soda pop too On our hillbilly honeymoon
Spent all our money on pay per view Didn't need Playboy to get in the mood Just a roller derby wrestlin' and a Rambo II And III and IV, I was up in the room On our hillbilly honeymoon
Well, after a while things simmered down So we got dressed up for a night on the town There ain't nothing too good for my sweetheart Took a romantic stroll through the Super WalMart 更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 We got back wanting some fine cuisine We bought out the whole dern vending machine
On our hillbilly honeymoon No dainty little plates of finger foods Just M&M's Snickers and tomato juice And Cheez Wiz too On our hillbilly honeymoon
I spent half our savings on the hardware aisle She spent the rest on the latest styles A thong underwear that drove me wild Back in the room, I tried them on too On our hillbilly honeymoon
Well, it's been three years, got four more young'uns Ain't a lot of time for much kissin' and a huggin' For the last eight weeks I've slept on the couch Think it's about time we renewed our vows
And took another hillbilly honeymoon No [Incomprehensible]egg nog, just barbecue And a box of wine will be nice down too Won't need a corkscrew, yeah On our hillbilly honeymoon
We can raid little Tommy's piggy bank Scrape up a hundred dollars worth in change Just enough for a night at the bowling lanes And some new perfume, cheap motel room On our hillbilly honeymoon
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